Bye Bye Zima
We might not ever have noticed you were gone, but the teenagers would have. Well, maybe not them either (because apparently they've been ditching you for Sparks?), but if it were still '96, man, we'd be mourning.
It's been real fun- like real real fun- but if the current eighties revival can't even bring you back, it's probably for the best. R.I.P Zima, we'll miss your citrus-y zest.