Paul the Oracle Octopus Finds Potential in PR
Farewell Paul, internationally acclaimed aquatic invertebrate with successful soccer game calls equivalent to the number of your goopy tentacles. Applauded for your powers of prediction, I think that there is something else you should be recognized for: your inspiring gift for PR.
I will forever be impressed by how your lack of a spine never prevented you from making bold moves that made major headlines. How your lack of thumbs never hindered your Twitter capabilities. How your flimsy anatomy never foiled your iPhone app development. How your intermittent inking tendencies never impaired your on-camera interview skills. You are an inspiration to the PR profession, Paul. And if the citizenship deal Spain offered you falls through, I’d say you have a bright future at Pure.